outlawland: a land for outlaws

this seems paradoxical but don't worry about it

suggested outlaw activities


hi! you're on neocities, which is already pretty outlaw-ish of you! here is a quick and incomplete list of other things you can do to embrace the outlaw lifestyle. new to life as an outlaw? don't worry, these activites are designed for beginners — you'll get to grand theft and tax evasion before you know it!


1. Support your local library

outlaws historically cannot read. but supporting libraries and local bookstores is basically robbing jeff bezos, so they approve on principle.


2. Wear green

self explanatory and everyone looks good in it.


3. Seedbombing

no greenwood to chill out in? you can work on that.


4. Exercise

outlaws are always making crazy archery trick shots or breaking peaple's arms with their bare hands. they're basically at the gym all the time.


5.Be queer

also self-explanatory.


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